The Skull Safety Instructions

• The skull is NOT edible. Do not consume as food.
• Do not microwave.
• Do not smoke.
• Do not surgically implant in your head.
• Do not try to feed The Skull.
• Keep away from children and furious clowns.
• The Skull is not suitable for use as an emergency light. (We tried it. Never again.)
• Do not, under any circumstances, use The Skull as a weapon of war.