The Skull

The Skull Safety Instructions

  • The skull is NOT edible. Do not consume as food.
  • Do not microwave.
  • Do not smoke.
  • Do not surgically implant in your head.
  • Do not try to feed The Skull.
  • Keep away from children and furious clowns.
  • The Skull is not suitable for use as an emergency light. (We tried it. Never again.)
  • Do not, under any circumstances, use The Skull as a weapon of war.
Skull on Fire