The Skull Safety Instructions
- The skull is NOT edible. Do not consume as food.
- Do not microwave.
- Do not smoke.
- Do not surgically implant in your head.
- Do not try to feed The Skull.
- Keep away from children and furious clowns.
- The Skull is not suitable for use as an emergency light. (We tried it. Never again.)
- Do not, under any circumstances, use The Skull as a weapon of war.